So currently, I am sitting alone in a cafe full of people. Those are the Perks of Being a Loser. Stephen Chbotsky should write a novel about me and then Anne Hathaway could play me in the film adaptation.
Just kidding.
(But not about the Anne Hathaway thing)
Don't worry, I actually like eating alone. The fact is, I'm a total pig. Maybe not when it comes to food choice, but definitely when it comes to food consumption. I'm not the type of person who eats their food like they're taking a walk; take a bite, chew contemplatively, put fork down, sit. I don't understand those people. If I have food in front of me, I will eat continuously until it is gone. Mama don't take no breaks. The point is, my eating habits are not something I like to subject to innocent bystanders.
My meal today includes a turkey wrap on wheat with American cheese and spinach, and a cup of some sort of soup. I'm not sure what's in it, but it's totally kosher. I'm following the rules. :)
Today is a "sweets" day, but I'm not sure if I deserve it. I've been cheating a lot (who knew ham was red meat? Probably all of you). It's the sugar thing that's killing me. But whatever. I'm gonna get me some dessert.
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Okay, I'm back. I got cake. :) Yummy.
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(eating)
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Aw, shit. There's some sort of fruit in this! What the hell!
There's like freakin' peaches in this cake!!!
No. No. No.
That is not fair.
I've been duped.
I just made eye contact with some girl watching me irritatedly examining my Cake of Injustice.
Let's switch topics.
So this food challenge has been going well (despite a few setbacks) and it's kind of inspiring me to do a whole new challenge of my own. I saw on the internet a list of 15 Things to Give Up If You Want to Be Happy. Here's the list:
I was thinking that maybe I could give up each of these things for a set period of time and take specific actions in doing so. I would have to create rules for each of the fifteen things and also actions that I can take to ensure I am truly "giving up" these specific traits. I would also have to set a time limit in which I focus on each individual thing. And then I'd blog about it along the way. It's a lot to think about, but I think I can do it. What do you think? If you have any ideas or suggestions about what I can do with these, please feel free to comment and let me know!
Well, that's all for now!
Thanks for reading :)
Always,
Bailey Rose
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